So I got a new lens!
It's just a tumbler. =)
This is the free item I received from Canon for buying a lens last year. I've waited six months for this that I thought they ran out of stock and it would never come. But here it is delivered yesterday afternoon.
Fortunately for me the mail-men came after I cried my eyes out from watching He Knew He Was Right, a 2004 BBC miniseries adapted from Anthony Trollope's novel about a young married couple's breakdown. It would have been too embarrassing had they arrived earlier. Seriously, jealousy with paranoia is tragedy.